Everybody knows Alaskans are better shots than Texans...we shoot from airplanes, not helicopters. Why wouldn't we be, we have over twice the landmass and all the "dangerous" game.
Just "funnin" with ya'll.
......Just “funnin” with ya’ll. .....
To get very serious.... have you ever seen a Texican wild hog? They eat wolves for brekfast
It's a well known fact that Alaskans can't fly a machine as complicated as a helicopter.....;)
The wild hogs will eat the wolves they kill and breed faster. ;)