There already is one. Watch The Weather Channel and see what I mean.
>>To get some sort of definitive explanation, I talked to Kerry Emmanuel, who is a professor of Atmospheric Science at M.I.T. He agrees with Al Gore that the debate is over .....The models are even difficult for the professionals to understand. So the problem, as Emmanuel presents it, is that scientists often expect the general public to accept conclusion as an article of faith because the explanation can be so intricate and difficult to communicate. Therein lies a problem, says Emmanuel. You have to take my word for that.<<
Here it is, plain and simple. You are too stupid to understand.
If you simply listen to the global weather reports in the last 6 months with snow in the Middle East for the first time in hundreds of years, the canals freezing over in Holland, blizzards in the UK and record cold weather all over the US it is hard to accept that the earth is warming to a point of no return.
For anyone not familiar with this expression, here is where it comes from...
"Those who later formed the Weatherman organization produced a paper at the Students for a Democratic Society Convention in Chicago in June of 1969. With a nod to Bob Dylan, the sponsors titled their epistle: 'You Dont Need A Weatherman to Know Which Way the Wind Is Blowing.'"
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=26243
"Dubbing itself the Weathermen, this new organization took its name from a line in Bob Dylans 'Subterranean Homesick Blues''you dont need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows'and within months had set off bombs at the National Guard headquarters and set in motion plans to bomb targets across the country"
http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/weatherunderground/film.html
"Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government"
"Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May"
...
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try "No Doz"
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows"