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Woman Uses Wedgie To Capture Suspected Thief
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| 2/17/09
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Posted on 02/17/2009 2:41:00 PM PST by Nachum
It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car. Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.
The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.
The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: thief; wedgie; woman
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Wedgie Power!
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:41:00 PM PST
by
Nachum
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Nachum
A wedgie AND a headlock? Sheesh. Talking about taking away your manhood.
To: Nachum
I’m reminded of the girl’s coach from the movie “Porky’s”.
To: Nachum
This gal must have been eating her wedgables.
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:44:50 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Spirochete
I’m reminded of the girl’s coach from the movie “Porky’s”.
The big beefy one. Not Lassie.
To: Nachum
Hmmmm .... I’d like to meet this Yvonne Morris.
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:46:07 PM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: TigersEye
This really works. I used it to grab my brats when they were running away from me. Stopped them right in their tracks. lmao
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:47:16 PM PST
by
pandoraou812
(Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn! ...........^............)
To: Nachum
He’ll probably sue for a violation of his civil rights and take her for $78,000.
Oh, well, if he’s a White American, he’s probably out of luck.
To: Nachum
"GOTCHA!"
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:47:41 PM PST
by
capt. norm
(Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.)
To: Nachum
Sheesh. That perp must be a real geek.
To: Nachum
When wedgies are outlawed, only outlaws will give wedgies...
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:48:32 PM PST
by
dirtboy
To: Nachum
no Melvin....no Dreaded Rear Admiral. Just a wedgie?
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:48:42 PM PST
by
Vaquero
( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Nachum
This is “the first time in my adult life” that I’m not proud to be a man! ROTFL!!!
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:48:44 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Have You Punched A Democrat Today? - Do it for the children.)
To: max americana
If she were able to get the wedgie over the guy’s head, as kids, we would have called that an ATOMIC WEDGIE.
Now I would just call it extremely uncomfortable.
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:50:00 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: Nachum
The perp should walk due to the victims sexism! (/s>
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:50:18 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Nachum
Engagement announcement to come out next week...she already has him by the baIIs...might as well go all the way.
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:51:16 PM PST
by
IrishPennant
("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
To: tet68
Yarf!
She shortened his career in crime..
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:52:06 PM PST
by
mylife
(The)
To: Nachum
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:53:15 PM PST
by
Squidpup
("Fight the Good Fight")
To: Nachum
All I ever needed to know I learned in Kindergarten!
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posted on
02/17/2009 2:53:59 PM PST
by
keepitreal
(Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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