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To: SolidWood
Dreaming of having Obama in your shower is not at all sexual./sarc

Anti-Obama, pro-shower multiple SARCASM TORPEDO spread ARMED.

FIRE ONE!!

Q. Why does Obama wear snowshoes in the shower?

A. So he won't slip down the drain.


FIRE TWO!

Q. Why does Obama run around in the shower?

A. In order to get wet!


FIRE THREE!

Q. Why do all these women want to shower with Obama?

A. Because he's so "stimulating"!


FIRE FOUR!

Q. Why does "The One" have to take showers and not baths?

A. Everytime he steps into the tub, he walks on water.


FIRE FIVE!

Q. When the Obama Stimulating Shower stops working, who does he call?

A. NOT Joe the plumber!


FIRE SIX!

Q. Does "The One" ever worry about the Stimulating Shower not working?

A. Of Course Not! It's Raining Money!


Cheers!

11 posted on 02/14/2009 5:44:58 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Lol!


12 posted on 02/14/2009 5:47:07 AM PST by SolidWood ("NO on the stimulus package" Governor Palin said.)
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