Posted on 02/13/2009 3:34:39 PM PST by thecabal
I guess she should have listened to the dixie chicks song, Goodbye Earl. She could have called it “Goodbye Muzzammil”
Mary anne and wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4h club
Both active in the ffa
After graduation mary anne went out lookin
For a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was earl
Well it wasnt two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right away mary anne flew in from atalnta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held wandas hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didnt take long to decided
That earl had to die
Goodbye earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me earl
Youre feeling weak
Why dont you lay down
And sleep earl
Aint it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp earl
The cops came to bring earl in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed al all
So the girls bouth some land
And a roadside stand
Out on highway 109
They sell tennessee ham
And strawberry jame
And they dont
Lose any sleep at night cause
Earl had to die
Goodbye earl
We need a break
Lets go out to the lake earl
Well pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk earl
Well is that all right
Good lets go for a ride
Earl hey
Hey, I’ve been married 20 years and if I followed through every time I wanted to cut my wife’s head off, I’d be muslim too!!!
SECOND-degree murder??? WTF!!!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Don’t know. Why do they defend tyrants and thugs of all stripes?
Bad, bad, bad...LOL
They may get us first.
I know, especially now. :(
99% of moslems spoil everything for the other 1%.
“Sharia creep” in the USA won’t halt until the first homosexual is attacked on the street by moslems in Greenwich Village.
That day, the gay community will flip out and start hollering on TV. And suddenly, overnight, the “religion of peace” will be exposed as the fascist cult of murder.
I feel bad for that gay guy, whoever he is. But nobody’s listening to Christians or Jews, European governments are enabling moslem violence, and nobody’s listening to these women getting their heads chopped off (perhaps because they can’t speak without their noggin).
So I guess we have to wait until the moslems start killing gays.
Dear gays: “You are the only group the media will allow to criticize moslems. Please start complaining right now. Don’t wait until we’re crawling with moslems. Islam commands moslems to murder infidels, but especially to kill gays. Don’t let us become victims of islam. I thank you in advance.”
I am amazed at the utter stupidity of the people who refuse to acknowledge the infinite evil of the cult called islam. Her ein B & W folks, evil on display.
That day, the gay community will flip out and start hollering on TV. And suddenly, overnight, the religion of peace will be exposed as the fascist cult of murder.
With all the permissiveness in the Netherlands, I'm sure more than one homo (homo anti-immigrant candidate was a notable victim Pim Fortuyn) has been killed by a Muzzie. Don't hear a peep from them. The commies are keeping the lid on them. The commies are letting the Muzzies pick away at whitey. The commies are also keeping a lid on the feminists. This crap won't stop waiting for the left to come to its senses. The left is waiting for the middle to be too weak to fight alone. Then they plan to come to the rescue to be seen as the savior of stability.
Once a barbarian....always a barbarian....
The Religion of Peace bump
Those muzzies can go off with little warning.
Time for Americans to prove how open-minded they are by electing this guy to congress.
“You can’t make this stuff up”
No, you can’t.
Muzzammil Hassan, right, founder of Bridges TV, is charged with murder in the beheading of his wife, Aasiya Hassan, left, in Orchard Park.
"..But now that he has beheaded his wife, I'm afraid this prominent moderate Muslim will only be feeding those negative perceptions..."
Some Jokes write themselves! Three Cheers for Moderate Muslims!!! What exactly is a "Moderate" Muslim? Is that one who uses a sharp knife to cut off a head? Do the extreme ones do it with a spoon?
Proving once again that Protective Orders only work on law abiding and sane people.
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