Posted on 02/12/2009 3:40:44 AM PST by Loyalist
Are you lonesome tonight? Don't despair - you could be one click of a "send" button away from a bevy of bedmates.
Arranging for an ill-advised, late-night hookup is easier than ever thanks to cellphones - not that you actually have to speak to anyone. Would-be frolickers now get together by booty text, defined by the Urban Dictionary as "the lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call."
And like all things technological, the booty text has undergone an upgrade: Technology firms are offering bulk text-messaging services to cellphone users, making it easier to instantly send mass messages including party invitations, holiday greetings and - ooh la la - impersonal requests for late-night affection.
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Only everybody.
Booty text? Have pirates gone hi tech now?
Does it work?
"Yeah, we want to have sex with random strangers that show up after booty texts. HIV? No problem. Herpes? No problem. Other god-awful sexually transmitted diseases? No problem."
Morons.
Well yeah but I’d have the same problem I have with a dial phone: who do I call?
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