India To Launch Cow Urine As Soft Drink (No, We're Not Taking The P***)

London Times ^ | February 11, 2009

[Steelfish]

From Times Online February 11, 2009 India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***)

(Sasa Kralj/AP) Welcome to your new vending machine...

Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

[philly-d-kidder]

They test marketed it in Kuwait...Quite tasty!

[xcamel]

4th
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=Cow%20Urine

[John123]

OMG! Now I’ve heard of everything...

[VanDeKoik]

Maybe it will taste just as bad?

[billorites]

Yum, Dr. Heiffer.

[americanophile]

"In 2001, the RSS and its offshoots – which include the opposition Bharatiya Janata Party – began promoting cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer. The movement has often been accused of using more violent methods, such as killing 67 Christians in the eastern state of Orissa last year...

Just about what I would expect from piss drinkers. If there aren't enough cows, give me a ring, I have a whole septic tank for ya...

[al baby]

Taste like Coors lite they tell me

[mamelukesabre]

Nope. Miller products.

[cripplecreek]

I like mine straight from the tap. Can you put a head on it? LOL

[billorites]

"Delightfully different?"
Yeah, that's piss all right.

[birddog]

Moxie is really bad!!! Blah......

[Non-Sequitur]

I don’t think that Coke is using the “It’s the real thing” slogan any more.

[AU72]

“Wicked Pissah!”

[billorites]

I wonder if the Admin_Moderators don’t plant threads like this just about this time in the evening in an effort to keep people like us far away from bothering the decent folk.

[Non-Sequitur]

Taste like Coors lite they tell me

You know why they serve Coors cold? So you can tell it from piss.

[mamelukesabre]

Wasted effort. I bother whom I wish.

[billorites]

Moxie is one of those things you have to be exposed to early in life to appreciate. The earlier the better.

I grew up in Massachusetts, but remember Moxie from my early childhood when we used to summer in Maine. I learned to love the stuff.

I still love it. There is nothing so 'thirst quenching' as an ice-cold Moxie. Diet's my favorite.

Like so many other horrors it helps if you're introduced to it while young.

[cripplecreek]

I will not be contained. LOL

[billorites]

In Canada they have a joke about American beers. It goes something like this:

How's drinking American beer like making love in a canoe?

Uh, how?

It's f***ng near water.