Posted on 02/09/2009 8:44:21 PM PST by MindBender26
http://slashdot.org. Leans a little left (not just US but a lot of Euro readers), but HUGE readership. There is such a thing as “the slashdot effect” for a very good reason.
I thought they were called "Pencil Neck Geeks"....remember the song by Fred Blassie?
Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.
Till something happened, blew every thing to hell.
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,
Said, "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek."
Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck."
Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck.
And if there's one thing lower than a side show freak,
It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek."
You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead,
Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek.
(chorus)
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak,
scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique.
He's a one man, no gut, losing streak.
Nothin' but a pencil neck geek.
Soon the geeks were poppin' up all over town.
You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down.
After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick,
Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick.
One day we cut one up for fish bait.
Learned our lesson just a little bit late.
Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red.
Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead.
chorus
Most any night you know where I can be found.
Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground.
So keep the faith, 'cause in Blassie you can trust,
I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust.
chorus
They say these geeks come a dime a dozen.
I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplyin' the dimes.
Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
grit eatin',
scum suckin',
boot lickin',
drop kickin',
gut grindin',
nail bitin',
glue sniffin',
scab pickin',
butt scratchin',
egg hatchin',
sleazy,
smelly,
pepper bellied,
dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks.
Nothing but a pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
Who wrote this? Is it a credible source?
Assuming this is true and you are Murdoch or Redstone or Disney what are your options?
You can take it and lose billions or somebody starts to get the news out on this guy’s BC or something else. This is the proverbial network capitalists who sold Obama the rope to hang the networks.
The good news is hopefully most Republicans will decide to cancel cable and sat TV. If that happens Obama loses a lot of power and the networks will go broke.
He will then manipulate the Internet.
I think the post may be BS. I hope it is true and the broadcaster see their businesses will be wiped out. You dance with the devil (literally).
“Tonight The Suits were in Full Panic Mode. Someone finally got around to sending them a memo that reminded everyone that the new FCC Chairman-designate and radical leftist Michael Copps has publicly stated that he wants to remove 95% of the value of many television stations (their government license to broadcast and make money by selling commercials for hemorrhoid creams and the like.)
He has made speeches stating that he wants to give those licenses to “community groups”. Two of his favorite “community groups” are ACORN-type organizations and labor unions. Copps is also demanding that all broadcast stations be re-licensed every two years, in1<<Sad because the uneducated masses will continue to be dumbed down further.”
<<Question, does Copp have the legal/constitutional right to “demand” the relicensing every 2 years??
When do we declare?
Somebody has got to photoshop Teletubbies. Obammie as the rising sun, and the adoring populace as the teletubbies. The sun who controls teletubbies world by rising and setting.
God help us all.
Sorry, this is a little hard to believe. This would backfire BIGTIME. Imagine if politics interfered with bringing people American Idol. That would cause chaos! Most people don’t know or give a crap about the stimulus but if CSI or American Idol was canceled do to sponsorship issues there would be hell to pay.
Fairness Doctrine, donchano...
The real danger is to the little owners, the singletons and the small 2-7-10 station groups. They would fold like a cheap suit.
Watching “The One” on HDTV. Great, just great. It’ll probably be required viewing for all govt. school kids, too.
I wonder if he’ll have a theme song like Mr. Rogers? Maybe change from a jacket and shoes into a sweater and sneakers. No disrespect to Mr. Rogers. He came to my mind first.
What were these stupid people thinking about when they voted for him?
Praying hard for our country.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pDunchnnUY
Need a bit of editing, though.
Is this for real?
There is no right to licensure. The license is the “property” of the people in the area it serves / broadcasts to.
FCC decides who would serve “The Community” the best, how and when.
Stroke of the pen.
Sorry, this is a little hard to believe. This would backfire BIGTIME. Imagine if politics interfered with bringing people American Idol. That would cause chaos! Most people don’t know or give a crap about the stimulus but if CSI or American Idol was canceled do to sponsorship issues there would be hell to pay.
***Ah, but you forgot that he is “The American Idol.”***
Finally they got it.
They made him, let’s see if they can destroy him before he destroys them.
Too close to call in my ever so humble opinion...
“Stroke of the pen.”
<<Those 4 words are starting to sound pretty scary! :(
Trust me, they could find some show to cancel.
There are TV shows on now that have lower ratings than the taxi dispatchers’ radio calls.
Detroit Lions v. Houston Texans?
Cleveland Browns v. Fresno State Teachers College?
Who cares about the networks? They pride themselves with the fact that they elected him. You reap what you sow. Besides nobody was left watching anyhow...
“There is no right to licensure. The license is the “property” of the people in the area it serves / broadcasts to.
FCC decides who would serve “The Community” the best, how and when.
Stroke of the pen.”
Eh second thot, I think Rush needs to start broadcasting offshore—a Radio Free America. Not kidding :(
The morons woldn't even broadcast President Bush when he made his speech about why we weregoing to war with Iraq. President Bush gave 6 reasons. Can you name them?
Don't feel bad, neither can any reporter in the United States.
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