The man
is clueless.
As a ghost
that’s booless.
As a cobbler
that’s shoeless.
Ok mine is lame but I’m not quite awake yet lol.
This one won’t rhyme but it’s still apropos -
The man is so clueless (How clueless is he?)
He’s so clueless he couldn’t catch a clue even if he was covered in clue musk and surrounded by a bunch of horny clues. :-)
as a cow that’s mooless