Anyone up for showing up on the mall with
pitchforks, torches, tar and feathers,
and
Five Hundred Thirty SIX rails?
I am old but strong, I can carry my end of the rail for anybody under three hundred pounds. You may need four men on the rail for the “Lion of the Senate”. Ride ‘em right on out of town.
I believe turkey feathers would me most appropriate, on the other hand buzzard feathers would be a strong competitor.