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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I just love dealing with Census takers.

They get absolutely NO information other than the number of people living in my house.

NOTHING!!

5 posted on 02/07/2009 6:12:57 AM PST by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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To: unixfox

You are going to love ACORN-trained census workers.
We all are.


17 posted on 02/07/2009 6:18:51 AM PST by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: unixfox
I just love dealing with Census takers.

They get absolutely NO information other than the number of people living in my house.

On my form, I sid my race was "human." (Well, you didn't want them to think my cat filled out the form, did you?):)

That and the numbers were the only responses. So far, nobody has come around to arrest me for not telling them all about my bathrooms, so I think I'll do it just that way again.

27 posted on 02/07/2009 6:21:47 AM PST by TBP
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To: unixfox

>> I just love dealing with Census takers.

I suddenly discovered the most interesting thing about my family.

Turns out my great-great-grandmother had an affair with a former slave many years ago (no one is quite sure exactly when, or where; little is known about her, actually).

Mind you, some in our family dispute this, but I think it’s just because they are racist. I’m disavowing those non politically correct racist old white people. What do they know?

Therefore, I am, for the purposes of the Census (and any affirmative action bennies that might accrue), African American!

Who knew? It’s a real shock but you know, it’s kind of nice to know just how diverse I suddenly am.

Minority owned business special treatment here we come!


48 posted on 02/07/2009 6:30:30 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Party? I don't have one anymore.)
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To: unixfox

Agreed!!! Have had these folks at my door demanding under threat of arrest & imprisonment that I answer a whole host of questions from how far I went to go to church & how often to how many flush toilets I had .

I simple told them that the number of persons in the household was X & if they wanted to start a fire fight by trying to have me arrested for not being cooperative to go right ahead .

The look on the cencus takers face was priceless as I had refused to answer those questions from a census taker before & this was a full time govt flunkie who was standing at my door being a pest.


67 posted on 02/07/2009 7:08:23 AM PST by Nebr FAL owner (.308 reach out & thump someone .50 cal.Browning Machine gun reach out & crush someone)
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To: unixfox

Same here. I thought the census lady was going to bust an artery when I told her how many lived here and nothing more.

As for moving control to Reichsfurher Emmanuel, the rats do not intend to give up control of government again. Whatever it takes.


111 posted on 02/07/2009 1:02:53 PM PST by Jacquerie (More central planning is not the solution to the failure of central planning.)
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