Posted on 02/06/2009 8:22:18 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The great 0 has already said he wouldn’t come “down to the press room” if they were going to insist on asking him questions. (The nerve of those reporters asking him questions....he won! Didn’t they get the memo?)
And last night...that was one angry man. Never, but for September 11, 2001, with all the accusations and attacks and fights Pres. Bush had to endure, did he ever behave as classless and ridiculously childlike as 0-bamster did last night. All needed to do was suck his thumb at the end of his tantrum to complete the imagery of him as a three year old.
How one earth will Obamer handle the White House Correspondents dinner this year on April 9th? It is normal to lampoon the Pres. in good fun. Bush handled it like the pro that he is and so did Clinton. I can picture Obamer losing it and actually sucking his thumb.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREAT ONE RONALD REAGAN. GOOD GOD WHO KNEW THE MESS WE WOULD BE IN TODAY!
The press will be sucking something other than Obama’s thumb, he won’t have to answer questions and there will be a chance for Obambi to cover his disgust with the press with jokes.
He’ll do fine at the dinner.
As much as I hate to direct traffic to Peggy Noonan’s site; this is an excellent article! “Why We Already Miss the Gipper” (and it was written in early 1996 I believe.
http://www.peggynoonan.com/article.php?article=10
Nope it was written late 1995
I did indeed...I’ve had cardiac issues and major surgery and then the Bamster economic time forced a move to AL (where it IS really nice here). So it’s been a time of turmoil.
This pompus, arrogant self-loving POS(POTUS MINUS THE U AND THE T)is going to kill us and send us to the poorhouse at the same time.
I did indeed...I’ve had cardiac issues and major surgery and then the Bamster economic time forced a move to AL (where it IS really nice here). So it’s been a time of turmoil.
I did indeed...I’ve had cardiac issues and major surgery and then the Bamster economic time forced a move to AL (where it IS really nice here). So it’s been a time of turmoil.
Thanks for the good words...I have missed you all too in this time. In the meantime the country voted for Bread Circuses and Surrender...not good.
Really enjoying Mark.
stabacow rears her ugly (and sizable) head to silence conservatives - today her hubby's ho reminds us of stabacow’s blissful marriage
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2179871/posts
i know its tacky to reply to stabacow’s attack on talk radio with a personal attack - but i learned from the libtards that shoe tapping is far more important than difi using her position as milcom chairman to pass inside info to her hubby's business partner
sex and sleeeze sells with the american idol voters
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