Ya know,,,,, she’s very beautiful, and I’d usually say “Not guilty!”
But he’s a good-lookin’ guy, and maaaan, he’s gonna have a hard time explainin’ those scars to future dates!
“...he’s gonna have a hard time explainin’ those scars to future dates!”
At least her printing was pretty good. Not bad work for a drunk with a Stanley knife.
He says he “can’t afford” to get them laser removed. I think I’d sell my house, car, whatever to get the damn things off me. He’s probably just trying to find a way to make her (or the state) pay the bill.
> and maaaan, he’s gonna have a hard time explainin’ those scars to future dates!
Actually, I really doubt those “scars” will be around for long, particularly if he treats them right. My medic could get him fixed up so that those scratches would disappear in a couple weeks. Just keep the wound clean and moist, and change the dressings regularly, and DON’T PICK AT THE SCABS — they’d disappear nicely, nobody would ever know they were there. He’s lucky she used a sharp clean knife and didn’t cut anything more than superficially, and they don’t appear to be infected at all.
I’ve seen deeper cat-scratches. He should count his blessings and stop being a whingeing Pom.