Posted on 02/05/2009 11:43:01 AM PST by Pyro7480
Or Vince: “You followin me camera guy?”
No way! He needs the Sham-Wow guy:
“Are you following me, camera guy?”
“You know the Germans make good stuff.”
I’ll only make one post, because I can’t do this all day.
Haha! GMTA.
Yes she is!
How to Do a Shamwow Commercial
Let's let Barry try..
Hi, it's Barry with ShamNow! You'll be saying Sham every time I sign a bill! It's like a chamois! It's like a towel! It's like a sponge. A regular bill doesn't get all your money - this works on paper money or pocket change. This is for the House, the Senate, the boat, the RV! ShamNow holds twenty times its weight in money. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess. You wring it out, launder it in the Senate. It is made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel (no, you're a towel)
. Look at that! Completely broke! Put a business in it, roll it up, it sucks all the profit. Here's some oil, coal, natural gas and pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your carbon. That is going to smell! See that? The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the profit, turn it over! Without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the profit right there. You follow me, camera guy? The other fifty percent, the money starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that! It acts like a vacuum! And look at this - virtually broke on the bottom! See what I'm telling ya? ShamNow! You'll be saying Sham every time!
LOL! Excellent job!
When you get up and post as early as we do...well...you just know WE are ahead of the curve and setting trends...
SNUGGIE NATION!!!
Well, for one, I can remember when “snuggie” was a synonym for “wedgie”, and for another the Snuggie looks retarded.
Haha! this ‘snuggie’ thing has really taken on a life of it’s own!
And you’re right; we ARE ahead of the curve - thanks to prisoner6!
LOLOL!!! Good job!
P6...our fashionista!!!
Monk’s robe? Monk’s are quite the trend setters these days. Multiple CDs of Gregorian chants are at the top of music sales charts. So maybe their wardrobes are on the ‘edge’ too...
;)PaMom
Maybe p6 needs to make his own Snuggie video.
They look like "Culties." Wear one to the airport to harrass people for pocket change. Or go out as a group and wear them to the ball game so people can ask you about your religion.
Wedgie simulus?
Very cleverly done.
I’m sending links to everyone.
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