[CaptRon]

In another effort to undo the legacy of George W. Bush's presidency, the Obama administration is searching for alternatives to the term "war on terror."

How about "the small fist fight that will be won by the unicorns and rainbows and tooth fairies that I have empowered to negotiated with those poor people whose culture of death is misunderstood"?

[Joya]

By jove, man, I think you’ve got it.