Obama. Look.
All they really want are some vowels.
You have three in your last name alone, you selfish bastid.
Why don’t you give them the vowels in your last name?
Henceforth, you can be “Barry Hussein BM” (which seems appropriate), and they can be “Koyragyzastan”.
Now that’s diplomacy, eh?
You’re welcome. No charge to you, Mr. BM... I’m doin’ it for my country.
Except for the fact that I don't want to sound like Chrissy Matthews... I'd say:HA!
Clever.