[anniegetyourgun]

Furthermore, we've been tracking your online purchases and note that kind of books you're ordering at Amazon. We've dropped your credit limit to zero, and you have been referred for re-education.

Regards, Mastercard (a subsidiary of your local government-owned bank)

[KansasGirl]

We’ve noticed a payment to a entity of governmental concern called Free Republic LLC. You have been reported to the Department of Homeland Security. You will be notified regarding which national emergency center to which you should report. After we have recieved the proper documentation we will make determination on you credit credit situation.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

“Furthermore, we’ve been tracking your online purchases and note that kind of books you’re ordering at Amazon.”

That’s why Cletus uses cash for his “video” purchases! Hahahaha.