You have the new sing-along sheets
I have the old road kill bingo cards
Posted on 01/29/2009 8:07:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
He’s from Hawaii? He hasn’t lived in Hawaii for 30 years
He’ss lived in Chicago for years.
Chicago gets a lot colder than DC.
And I for one am proud to serve as a soldier under Rush.
My most humble pardon to your boss...a fine person in their own right, I'm sure.
But...mcidiot could not have won that election under any circumstances at all. None! Period. End of story.
Moreover, the collateral damamge was catastrophic! I don't know (and truthfully, neither does anyone) what the skills and views of Ms. Palin were/are. She was slaughtered by the "powerless, insignificant" MSM before she ever had the chance to bloom. But her potential appeared to be huge! With any other running mate from the repubs, she may well have added significantly to the victory.
But it is what it is....we not only lost, an islam-muslim communist won. And won handily.
Now we must find a new candidate...prep them carefully for 2012...and get obammer out of office.
Ahhh! Brother Gibbs is entertaining us again. What’s he singing?
And now it’s all right
It’s okay
And you can look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times’ effect on man
Whether you’re a brother
Or whether you’re a mother
You’re stayin’ alive
Stayin’ alive
Feel the city breakin’
And everybody shakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive
Stayin’ alive
Ah ah ah ah
Stayin’ alive
Stayin’ alive
Ah ah ah ah
Stayin’ alive
Life goin’ nowhere
Somebody help me
Somebody help me
Yeah
Life goin’ nowhere
Somebody help me
Yeah
I’m stayin’ alive
**I do not believe that even with the “insider help” from the very worst of the dimocrats in selecting the repub candidate...could we have done worse than mcidiot!**
The Republicans allows McLAME types to be chosen, by keeping the first primaries and caucus ... OPEN.. there’s not a REAL Sense of Republican feeling until SOUTH CAROLINA. Iowa Mid America but misguided by Liberal farm Subsidies. New Hampshire is nothing but a SUBURB of BOSTON, anymore.
Actually, I’d probably rather the party go back to the Smokefilled Back Room for choosing the Candidate. We have another 2 year Campaign... people are probably going to get hurt!!
Their digging deep for excuses! Some how I believe they would have blamed it on BUSH if they could have.
What a joke!
Exactly... which is why saying the same about Sarah Palin is just not true.
I heard that part and rolled my eyes. You immediately envision a real jerk don't you?
**But...mcidiot could not have won that election under any circumstances at all. None! Period. End of story.**
Most who did vote for McLAME did so BECAUSE of Sarah. If She was not on the ticket, the outcome of ‘08 would have more resembled the ‘84 Reagan/Mondale Race (with McLAME playing Mondull)!!
Re Circuit City. What bothers me is Rush seem to praise best buy. Best buy sells seconds and refurbished items...which is why you can’t return certain things after 30 days or 3 months, etc. I’d never buy a thing from that store.
If I may, the only reason we lost the election is because McCain was rammed down our throats. Palin’s arrival on the scene was what made the election so close.
CAFE standards for cafes!!! Salt police coming for the shakers...
You and me both my friend. Rush is exposing things in the porkulus bill that the MSM wouldn't think of exposing. TGFRL (Thank God For Rush Limbaugh)
Note to Rush: just start calling Brother Gibbs “the Bee Gee”...
No bias there. Why did he ask the question if he didn’t want to hear the answer? Jerk.
I wish we’d get more “Oh, geez.” when Obama is speaking, except with Rush.
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