$335,000,000 FOR STD PREVENTION IN ECONOMIC STIMULUS BILL (Drudge Headline)

Drudge ^ | Jan. 28, 2009

[COUNTrecount]

No story up yet.

Population of USA: 303,824,640 (July 2008 est.)

So we each get a dollar?

[The_Victor]

So,...

If I get an STD, they'll give me money?!

[mgc1122]

After the politicians, lobbyists and other trough licking bureaucrats get their cut, each of us will get a 10 cent rubber made in China ...

[lormand]

Barney Franks’ constituents have spoken.

[Izzy Dunne]

So we each get a dollar?

No, of course not.

We each get a dollar's worth of annoying commercials, and cucumber demonstrations in school.

[Diogenesis]

[tiredoflaundry]

Unreal!

[aragona]

Thank you fellow freepers! Just when I think I am going to explode with frustration, I can count on your excellent sense of humor to makes me laugh.

[Astronaut]

I’m sure that Bawney Fag has many STD’s, but thats a lot of money even for him.

This “stimulus” bill is an atrocity. The only thing it stimulates is the growth of government. Hussein Obama, Pelosi, Bawney Fag, and Dingy Harry are literally stealing money out of our pockets. Either the taxpayers pick up the tab for this nonsense, or the govt prints so much money that our dollar becomes worthless.

Civil War II. We need to overthrow these corrupt bastards and take our country back.

[wombtotomb]

well, you don’t expect them to promote casual sex via contraception and then not cure the diseases that are caused by casual sex, now do you? That would be irresponsible.....

[tiredoflaundry]

That will be alot of cucumbers.... Who is going to pick them? </sarc>

[Diogenesis]

The bailout ought go to alternative energy R&D,
new weapons and psyops systems, and the American
taxpayers. But it will go to Frank, Dodd, Pelosi and ACORN.

[Doc Savage]

You can have my $, I don’t have one!

[combat_boots]

That is a whole lot of cucumbers. ;>

[maggief]

$355,000,000 for STD prevention? It’s not the economy they are looking to stimulate.

:o /

[xtinct]

Clinics during the 90s were given a lot of money for the prevention of AIDS. As I recall, that plan backfired. Promiscous people were being encouraged to be promiscuos by the staffs at these clinics.

[wombtotomb]

oops! I forgot my SARC tag, sorry!

[combat_boots]

Oh doc, you’ve been Bobbitted?

My condolences. ;>

Or is this Mrs. Doc, in which case, you can have my $1.

Just joking around.

/s

[COUNTrecount]

We each get a dollar's worth of annoying commercials, and cucumber demonstrations in school.

Not so fast. In some cases it could be a gherkin.

[Mojave]