[Rastus]

We just got a Grimaldi’s branch in Dallas. What do you think of the original, and do you have any faith in an offshoot?

[Clemenza]

Original (once known as Patsy's but that's a long story) is treading on its past rep. Only popular because it is in DUMBO, near Manhattan and Brooklyn Heights, where Yuppie transplants raised on Dominoes go to think they are getting an "authentic" experience.

I'm sure the outpost is probably better than anything in Dallas, however. Interestingly enough, Dallas once had a Little Italy of it's own, but it disappeared due to urban renewal, I understand.