Posted on 01/27/2009 8:13:02 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hello.
Apparently Sarah Palin just formed a PAC (political action committee) that may indicate that she is a player for the 2012 election.
No. 44 rashly trying to take on Limbaugh in public actually betrays a thin skinned, impulsive nature to me.Fading Love Affair: How the Media Will Maul Obama
... Of course, for journos struggling to shake off their schoolgirl crushes, it sort of sucks that No. 44 so far continues to appear deeply competent and eerily disciplined. ...
... Some clever blogger -- probably a Nick Denton employee -- will deconstruct a YouTube video of an uncharacteristically stuttery or at-a-loss-for-words Obama (perhaps at a news conference) and point out that he's not really that eloquent! ...Been there, done that, downloaded the mp3. Dumenco really ought to break free of big journalism's reality distortion bubble more often.
Liberal Myth: You Know... uh... Democrats are... um... Articulate
January 5, 2009
RUSH: As I said earlier, liberalism has established itself on a series of myths, many myths. I think all of liberalism is a myth, or a (sigh) collection of myths. One of the myths of liberalism is that they are smarter than everybody. They are the ones who have the true intellect, the true understanding. They are the ones who are the best and the brightest. They, ladies and gentlemen, may be educated, but they are ignorant. They are closed-minded, they are shallow, they are mean-spirited, and some of them are outright inarticulate and uninformed. Some of them, I firmly believe, are IQ-challenged.
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Howdy - W&L mode today.
In the house (W&L mode).
Listening to Rush, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin and Laura Ingraham every day are just about our only hope for sanity at this surreal time. I’m worried about El Rushbo’s health though: He must keep his weight and blood pressure down.
As one of his loyal foot soldiers, I am awaiting new orders:
See: Operation Chaos....and IMissPresidentReagan too!
Sarah Palin a player in the 2012 election???
i think that’s a fair assumption!!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!
As a prelude, PJ has a thread about the DUers learning about Rush...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2172591/posts?page=25
Just as Rush sustained my quite younger heart during the Clintoon years, I’m positive I will be turning to him for words of sustainment the next four years. Hilarious how 0-ba-ma elevated Rush’s status by bringing him up.
Read it! Hilarious. I love DUmmie FUnnies....I was hoping to play some more with DUmmies but they haven’t tried to troll here since Friday.
I see it as pathetic and sad. So many skulls full of mush out there.
It seems to me that DU is full of overly senstive under achievers with low self esteem who have to constantly boast of how “intelligent” they are to others and prove it by listing their accomplishments, which usually cannot be proven. It’s cute how they think Keith Olbermann and Racheal Madcow would have a chance against Rush.
Tuesday bump!
I’m beginning to think everyone is covered in snow and ice....:) Global Warming being so successful and all..
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