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[FlingWingFlyer]

I heard a rumor today that a bill is currently being drafted stating that all of those who delete Nigerian Bank Account emails without responding appropriately to the sender will either be heavily fined or incarcerated. All Americans will also be required to participate in the Global Warming scam. Cooperation with these two programs is now going to be MANDATORY!

[TornadoAlley3]

Rattus

[matt1234]

"We've got the American electorate hook, line and sinker. Now we're just reeling them in."

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Ewww, who cut one?

[blackbart.223]

I heard that Senator John Ensign voted for this confirmation. Anyone from Nevada should join me is tossing his a## out of office if this is true.

[Sig Sauer P220]

If you don't approve me as Secretary of the Treasury, I'm going to slash my wrist like this,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh,,,,owwwwwwwww,,,,,Ohmygosh, I accidently slit my wrist,,,,,MEDIC!,,,,MEDIC!!!

[TheNewPundit]

1) Hey, do you know how hard that Turbo Tax program is??

2) I can drag this out in court till the Obama pardon.

3) Seriously, Turbo Tax is REALLY hard.

4) Honestly, it’s Chicago, what did you expect?

5) I helped get the Messiah in the White House, I can’t go to prison.

6) This President stuff is really hard.

7) I said it before, I’ll say it again. It’s Chicago politics, what did you expect.

8) George Bush was asleep at the wheel which is why I couldn’t handle the commitees I am on.

9) We’re democrats. We can make out on television and no one will care.

10) Remember, it’s all Bush’s fault. Yes, it was our commitee and technically we are supposed to watch over the banking system and make sure they aren’t doing things like high risk loans to millions of people. But it is still Bush’s fault.

[SunkenCiv]

The best part? In many cases, the bastards won’t be alive ten years from now. The ones who have or will have crossed the Clintons or Obama won’t make it even that long.

[OneWingedShark]

And there I was, playing in my dinghy -- you know, fishing -- when I got a call from Nancy...

[OneWingedShark]

I'm sorry, I'll never do it again mommy! Please don't make me sit with my nose in the corner.

[OneWingedShark]

President Obama has an unfortunate incident with his new x-ray glasses involving Barny Frank...

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Ethical, yep, that’s the word. Ethical.

Slime we can believe in.

[OneWingedShark]

I do solemnly swear *snicker* to tell the truth, *choke* the whole truth *snigger*, and nothing but the *snortle* truth... so help me God.... *Bwahaaahaahaa* *choke* *Gasp* I kill me.

[Starfleet Command]

"Did I mention RAHM EMANUEL?"

[TornadoAlley3]

He did.

[blackbart.223]

"He did."

I know. It's time to boot these clowns out.

[Snoopy88]

"...and that's how you break the neck of a chicken."

[Snoopy88]

[ArrogantBustard]

If I put on safety glasses, and look stern, maybe folks will think I've done something useful with my life.

Fools!