Posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
Lady LAKE, Fla. It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.
"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"
Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.
It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.
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"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.
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Blaming it one Testosterone, huh? lol
Blaming it on Testosterone, huh? lol
Estrada...or nada.
“I maybe getting old
But I got young fashioned ways
I'm gonna love a good woman
The rest of my natural days
If my hair's turning grey
I know you think the way I feel
There may be snow up on the mountain
But there's fire down under the hill.”
What has been seen can not be un seen thanks alot I hope you dog gets pregnant with kittens.
FNC just covered this story with Bill Hemmer and Meghan Kelly. Just before the break, MK told this joke:
Arlen Specter tells this joke about Bob Dole, who advertised Viagra. Bob Dole was complaining to his wife that Viagra now costs $10 a pill.
Elizabeth responded, “Come on, Bob. You call afford $40 a year.”
Badabing.
ping
I think we could have all done without that.
Please, no more pictures of a randy Helen Thomas.
Excuse me while I bleach my eyes.
I am looking for a looong and healthy retirement.
In the morning when you wake up there's a note on the bed telling you what her name was, that she had a good time but had to go shopping and that it's ok for you to go ahead and leave
And what is so rewarding is that someday you too will be that old (if your lucky) and have the same issues. Life don’t stop becasue you get older it justs keeps getting better!!
Rayna! Oh my ... just , oh my.
My yuck was directed at one night stands for any age. I have a wonderful husband I will love forever even old, grey, no matter what and if I outlive him....no one night stands for me.
I hear the guys refer to the senior babes as GMILFs or GGMILFs.
Seriously, a lot of coupling probably takes place because they do not want to lose certain pensions they receive due to their deceased spouse, by getting hitched.
Damn. You beat me to it.
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