[Doogle]

...hell that ain’t nuttin, we got a President that thinks like one!

[calico_thompson]

REPORTS OF WILD GOAT RAMPAGES IN CUBA AFTER JAN 20

[gracesdad]

I hear goat tastes pretty good.

[calico_thompson]

What self-respecting goat would steal a Mazda?

[pulaskibush]

Let's see; Hamas is preparing to attack Israel again (aka cease-fire), The POTUS is a socialist, most of his nominees are crooks, Republicans are refusing to even function as an opposing party, the Barny Frank Depression is beginning, Obama's New Deal II is making it worse, our tax money is going to abortions across the world, terrorist are going to be released, illegals may get amnesty, and what does yahoo news have report about?

Funny story, but unless Goat-Man is working with Al Queda, he's not really high on my priority list. This really shows how pitiful the leftist media has become.

[MNDude]

That’s the same thing that happened to that Nigerian Prince I gave $10,000 to so I could get $10 million back!

[ditto h]

His baaaaaaad.

[mikey_hates_everything]

Scapegoat

[gnarledmaw]

I anticipate the newest security update on the roof of the White House to be anti-aircraft wizards.

Vampire politics and flying african wizards

[Cicero]

If you get an email from a Nigerian goat claiming to have a million dollars he wants transferred to an American bank, don’t fall for it. That goat is a scam artist.

[gnarledmaw]

Heres a new one for ya...

[lastchance]

Wasn’t this a “Get Smart” plot?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I believe this as much as I believe most of our MSM!

[River_Wrangler]

These are the type of people that hate America for Guantanamo.

Splain to me one more time why we should worry about their feeeeelings.

[Towed_Jumper]

Nigeria uh? All I can say is that I’m thankful our President is from Kenya —I understand they are a much more advanced tribe.

[Lorianne]

Oooooooh, I’ve got to try that one.
Do you think they would notice a goat in Tiffanys?