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Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat
Yahoo News ^
| January 23, 2009
| AP
Posted on 01/24/2009 7:10:53 AM PST by SolidWood
LAGOS, Nigeria One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.
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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bizarre; goat; nigeria; transforming
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posted on
01/24/2009 7:10:55 AM PST
by
SolidWood
To: SolidWood
...hell that ain’t nuttin, we got a President that thinks like one!
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posted on
01/24/2009 7:13:04 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: SolidWood
REPORTS OF WILD GOAT RAMPAGES IN CUBA AFTER JAN 20
To: SolidWood
I hear goat tastes pretty good.
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posted on
01/24/2009 7:19:36 AM PST
by
gracesdad
To: SolidWood
What self-respecting goat would steal a Mazda?
To: gracesdad
Tastes like chicken. /sarc
To: SolidWood
Let's see; Hamas is preparing to attack Israel again (aka cease-fire), The POTUS is a socialist, most of his nominees are crooks, Republicans are refusing to even function as an opposing party, the Barny Frank Depression is beginning, Obama's New Deal II is making it worse, our tax money is going to abortions across the world, terrorist are going to be released, illegals may get amnesty, and what does yahoo news have report about?
Funny story, but unless Goat-Man is working with Al Queda, he's not really high on my priority list. This really shows how pitiful the leftist media has become.
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posted on
01/24/2009 7:22:58 AM PST
by
pulaskibush
(Thou shalt tax/steal from Peter to help Paul/Pablo is not in the Bible!)
To: SolidWood
That’s the same thing that happened to that Nigerian Prince I gave $10,000 to so I could get $10 million back!
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posted on
01/24/2009 7:23:09 AM PST
by
MNDude
To: gracesdad
To: SolidWood
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posted on
01/24/2009 7:42:23 AM PST
by
ditto h
To: SolidWood
To: SolidWood
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posted on
01/24/2009 7:57:05 AM PST
by
gnarledmaw
(Hive-mind liberals worship "leaders". Sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
To: SolidWood
If you get an email from a Nigerian goat claiming to have a million dollars he wants transferred to an American bank, don’t fall for it. That goat is a scam artist.
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posted on
01/24/2009 7:58:18 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Stoat
Heres a new one for ya...
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posted on
01/24/2009 8:09:29 AM PST
by
gnarledmaw
(Hive-mind liberals worship "leaders". Sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
To: SolidWood
Wasn’t this a “Get Smart” plot?
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posted on
01/24/2009 8:20:05 AM PST
by
lastchance
(Hug your babies.)
To: SolidWood
I believe this as much as I believe most of our MSM!
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posted on
01/24/2009 8:43:52 AM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(!yaw gnorw eht su gnikat si noitartsinimdA amabO ehT)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Obviously that car thief should have picked a better animagus than a goat (who does he think he is Aberforth Dumbledore, for goodness sake)? Maybe a phoenix or other flying creature would be more useful, or a rodent like Wormtail?
I feel sorry for the goat and its owner, which will probably be slaughtered while the second car thief laughs all the way to the bank.
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posted on
01/24/2009 9:08:16 AM PST
by
eaglewingz08
(Koolaid Drinkers Need Not Apply)
To: SolidWood
These are the type of people that hate America for Guantanamo.
Splain to me one more time why we should worry about their feeeeelings.
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posted on
01/24/2009 9:13:02 AM PST
by
River_Wrangler
(Nothing difficult is ever easy!)
To: SolidWood
Nigeria uh? All I can say is that I’m thankful our President is from Kenya —I understand they are a much more advanced tribe.
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posted on
01/24/2009 9:17:35 AM PST
by
Towed_Jumper
(Stephen Hopkins: Founding Father who had Cerebral Palsy.."My hand trembles, my heart does not.")
To: SolidWood
Oooooooh, I’ve got to try that one.
Do you think they would notice a goat in Tiffanys?
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posted on
01/24/2009 9:23:29 AM PST
by
Lorianne
(People who do not own their homes outright are mortgage-owners, not homeowners.)
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