Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat

Yahoo ^ | 1/23/2009 | Yahoo

[Red in Blue PA]

LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

[KoRn]

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[Dallas59]

Guilty!

[optiguy]

I wouldn’t worry about these “vigilantes”. Sounds like they had a little too much to drink.

[cripplecreek]

Gotta love the modern world.

[max americana]

They were probably smoking the funny stuff, then drinking...

[olezip]

...with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

This is one of those posts that warrants a picture or two. We were wondering what kind of goat -- a Boer, Alpine, Kiko, Myotonic, Nubian? It might be important evidence.

[Larry Lucido]

Was it on the lamb?

[StatenIsland]

I hate when that happens.

[Charles Henrickson]

The old transform-yourself-into-a-goat trick. So simple, so predictable, yet it always seems to work, that’s the frustrating thing.

[xcamel]

More:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2170550/posts
(funny-as-hell)

[mlo]

Calling Carl Kolchak...

[dforest]

Hmm? My ex transformed into a jackass? Anything is possible these days!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

“Was it on the lamb?”

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Only the suspect’s Nigerian goatmail account was.

The police got right on the case so it was quickly muttoned up, I herd. Besides, everyone knows that a real goat would have eaten the newspaper.

[JennysCool]

Ah, diversity!

[Kirkwood]

LOL!!

[Gordon Greene]

Cradle of civilization, eh?

Hmmm.....

[SERKIT]

It was James Looks Twice Thunderheart. James was a shape-shifter.

[The Duke]

Strange how I knew it was Nigeria just from reading the headline. I guess I’m just psychic.

[Chode]

if they put it in jail, i hope they put it into solitary confinement, for the goats own safety that is.