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One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman goes out and moves his car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman goes out and moves his car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."

Then the power goes out. Norman is very upset, and with a worried look on his face says to his ever patient wife, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in her voice that all married women exhibit, she says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"