Posted on 01/22/2009 9:00:11 AM PST by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
AMEN!
don’t get me started!
lol
I've got Motorola's "Phone Tools" software ... it let's you convert any mp3 into a ringtone.
ACORN will get the money —
Newt gets one thing right — DEFUND THE LEFT!!!
It’s a Congresional Incumbent Slush Fund.
Congressional... eve-un
Lied to?
Does that mean gullible??
Bush was so stupid that he conned tha smartest men in the country??
Lobbying?
“No Controlling Legal Authority”
“Depends on what your definition of IS is”
Senate Democrats like Clinton#2 really irritate me that they voted to send the Troops to war, yet blame their vote on Bush, which shows they did not study the classified information presented to cast an informed vote
93% Employment is a great place to start from, only an idiot would screw that up with class warfare and higher tax rates
You’ve made your point on the EO thing, you need to spend some time on Holder and his background, Waco, Elian, FALN and Rich. I know you talked about it some but this man is just as dangerous as the One.
His nomination needs to be defeated, go after the Pubbies that support him.
And he’s probably had good income and could have easily afforded turbo-tax or H&R Block, that block-head!
House GOP: Minnesota is a ‘welfare magnet’
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2009/01/21/welfare_reform/
The proposal would prevent new Minnesota residents from getting welfare benefits greater than those available in their home state for a year.
state Sen. Linda Berglin expressed skepticism about that plan. The Minneapolis Democrat said only 1 percent of the state’s general funds go toward welfare benefits and that lawmakers should focus on enhancing work programs rather than changing benefit amounts for the state’s newest residents.
Another provision would prevent food stamp recipients from using their benefit cards in other states.
According to an analysis released by Seifert last August, more than $10 million worth of out-of-state transactions were made with the electronic cards in 2007.
Mrs. Clinton was especially hypocritical since Bill had seen essentially similar intel leading to the Regime Change in Iraq Act of 1998.
Ack- Helen Thomas asked 3 questions.
He said that he used Turbo-Tax.
You would think he could afford a good accountant
(maybe he did)
Anyone know where I can find the article Rush read after the Morris piece. I want to read it to my kids for part of our economics lesson for today. It was an editorial from London.
Craig is a Soros guy, Open Society, Center for Democratic Progress, etc. News Max had an article back in November about Obama appointments being all Soros’ men. Soros is running the Obama administration.
Lazy and a liar of convenience, Clinton#2 should make a great Secretary of State
I guess Greg Craig was serving as the teleprompter.
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