Posted on 01/22/2009 9:00:11 AM PST by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I didn’t know you can use [img] HTML code in FR.
I never can get it to work.
Obama Press Shop Off to Slow Start
Disorderly is an understatement to describe the White House press office, where phones are not working and staff names are misspelled on their office doors and desks.
By Major Garrett
Misspelled name cards, re-programmed phones, mounds of paperwork and general confusion ruled the day as President Obama’s press aides gamely navigated their first day on the job Wednesday.
Each found a standard sheet of white paper indicating their desk or office location. The tags had their names printed in black bold letters in the White House lower press office. Three press aides found their names misspelled, three found their names in order. The ones whose names were spelled correctly: Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton and two one of his top assistants, Josh Earnest and Nick Shapiro.
But others who speak for the president found glaring mistakes. Deputy Press Secretary Jen Psaki’s name was spelled Jan’ (she joked it read as Yan). Tommy Vietor’s name came out Tommy Yietor. And Ben LaBolt was transformed to Ben Lebolt.
Also, Burton found his phone had been reprogrammed since Tuesday and he was thus unable to call Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, whose office is located just feet away. For most of the morning, Burton could not make an out-going call of any kind.
The first incoming call he received arrived about 11 a.m. It was from Michelle Obama’s Press Secretary Katie McCormick Lelyveld. She was checking on whether the White House was confirming whether the Jonas Brothers had surprised first daughters Malia and Sasha at the completion of their White House scavenger hunt on inauguration night. The problem: that news had already gotten out.
Almost everyone in the press shop was without a computer login and some encountered delays trying to the enter the White House grounds. Things were so chaotic the first full schedule of the president’s activities didn’t come out until 12:05 p.m. And there was no briefing from Gibbs. That won’t happen until Thursday, by which time the phones, computers and the day’s schedule will be in order by sunrise instead of the lunch hour.
What the heck is Helen wearing?
At about 2:30 in, Rangel let’s loose with a beaut!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opxuUj6vFa4&feature=channel_page
Fox news Major Garrett says press is also upset they were not invited to second swearing in ceremony:)
oh, da libwel media is mad.
she is wearing ugly.
Makes my day that the wibewal media is may-udd!
Throws out bigot like it has no meaning.
LOL, Rush should sue for copyright infringement.
He says he won’t . . . but it would be funny.
LOL!
That’s exactly what came to mind when Rush mentioned “drape.”
Remember that in time, Obama wants to establish a civil defense force and make them sworn police officers. When he does, inherent in their powers will be the right to torture American citizens. COUNT ON IT! I am of course waiting for the explosion from the ACLU, and liberal members of congress. This reference to law enforcement agencies needs to be loudly protested and removed. (crickets)
What a Marxist that sawed off tool is.
I saw the back of that dress - I looked like the strap was ripped
And one of the saddest skits ever.
i think we need the lounge opened 24/7.
We are so screwed........
(sorry - had to say it)
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