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To: xcamel

Great find...thanks for posting.

I have more faith in people now...knowing that the mass media propaganda didnt brainwash everyone.

Man made Global Warming is a hoax...and hopefully it will not be a costly one for America


14 posted on 01/19/2009 12:36:03 PM PST by UCFRoadWarrior (Memo To George W. Bush: Geo. Washington, Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt all were Protectionists....)
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Global Warming...Caused By Man?

by Nee Anderthal, THE DAILY STONE AGE
January 19, 10,074 BC

SOME CAVE IN EUROPE (AP) -
Scientists at the Cave University School of Climate and Fire-Making Sciences have just issued a paper, alleging that the current receding of the Ice Age is being caused by man setting fires to keep warm.

“We believe, after much research, that the current declining of the Ice Age is being caused by (cave) man’s use of fire to keep warm....and to cook mammoth meat” commented Dr. Al E Ooop, director of the Cave University School of Climate and Fire-Making Sciences.

“Also, if we do not limit the amount of smoke in the atmosphere, we could see ice melt as far north as southern Greece” added Ooop

But, there was much doubt raised by the general public and government officials

“It’s friggin cold out here” noted wooden club-maker Cap N Caveman “What kind of idiot would claim that the Ice Age is being caused by man making fires...maybe that dude is drinking fire-water to stay warm?”

However, some special interest groups welcomed Dr Ooop’s report.

“If we melt all the ice, we will die, polar bears will drown, and the giant sloths will sweat to death” claimed Miss Lib Eral, director of Enivronmental Studies at the Iceberg Foundation. “This is a man-made tragedy that must be stopped”


16 posted on 01/19/2009 12:51:44 PM PST by UCFRoadWarrior (Memo To George W. Bush: Geo. Washington, Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt all were Protectionists....)
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To: UCFRoadWarrior

Barry was discussing MMGW (as the crowds froze) just yesterday.

I’m afraid regardless of what the public believes, the Pols have latched onto it as another way to tax us.


17 posted on 01/19/2009 12:55:28 PM PST by wolfcreek (I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
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To: UCFRoadWarrior
Global warming is just the latest in a trend of environmental issues. Growing up in the 80s, acid rain was the environmental issue of the day, then it progressed to saving the rain forest, then it became the ozone layer, and now it's global warming. It's cyclical and comical.

Makes me wonder, did “acid rain” suddenly stop? Is the ozone layer fixed now? The whole premise that humans can adjust global weather patterns is absurd.

24 posted on 01/19/2009 1:32:31 PM PST by VA_Gentleman ("There are sheep, and there are wolves. In the end, the wolves always win." - Col. Ripley, RIP)
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