Posted on 01/19/2009 8:21:33 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That’s a sweet picture. In any case, I hope he finds happiness.
I hope the relationship turns out well and that they are happy...but large age gaps are difficult.
Am I a diplomat or what?
I believe it's called incrementalism.
Not sure, but I think commutation means they get out of jail but their conviction stands. A pardon would cleanse their records as well.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong. Thanks.
...Ascension...
...Sorry, I need the Websters Dictionary, Roget’s Thesaurus, and spell check to correct me self too...(-:
How neat! I love languages, and am always amazed when people know so many fluently. I bet that his family has all sorts interesting stories.
He did that to Libby right?
I can see him on the show now
"I blew it up good ,REALLLL GOOD!"
Fitzgerald is pure magic
Honestly . . . can any of those adoring talking heads who gush endlessly about Obama’s “eloquent” and “important” speeches ever remember a single thing he says afterward, other than the dopey “Yes, We Can!”?
He should have Pardoned them...
DRUDGE:
” Bush didn’t pardon the men for their crimes, but decided instead to commute their prison sentences because he believed they were excessive and that they had already suffered the loss of their jobs, freedom and reputations, a senior administration official said.
The action by the president, who believes the border agents received fair trials and that the verdicts were just, does not diminish the seriousness of their crimes, the official said.”
Compean and Ramos, who have served about two years of their sentences, are expected to be released from prison within the next two months.
Sure you know already.
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/01/19/breaking-bush-commutes-sentences-of-ramos-and-compean/
Lincoln: “Four score and seven years ago...”
Roosevelt: “Nothing to fear but fear itself..”
JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you...”
Reagan: “Mr Gorbachav, tear down this wall”
Obama: (paraphrased) “Trillion dollar deficits as far as you can see...”
RUSH, YOU DROPPED THE LEDE. HE WAS A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER.
BROUGHT THE ACORN/COMMIE LIKE CROWDS FOR PROTESTS, GOT A SPOT ON A BOARD. ALL THE CALI LIBS USED HIM.
TELL THEM TO WATCH THE LIFE AND DEATH OF THE PEOPLE’S TEMPLE ONLINE.
WHEN THEY SEE IT, THEIR EYES WILL BE OPENED ABOUT THE O.
Obama: “This is not the (fill in the blank with the appropriate former associate) that I knew.”
RUSH, HE DIDN’T DRINK THE KOOL AID, HE WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD.
Hope and Change
Laura Ingrahman just predicted on FOX news that there will be no prolonged honeymoon for Obama. She reasoned that his followers are so demanding they want immediate gratification.
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