Posted on 01/19/2009 8:21:33 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Ewwwww! I just hope that was dripping with sarcasm!!!!
Excellent. Glenn Beck is having their wives on this first show tonite. I would call it Beck’s ‘inaugural’ show but...don’t like that ‘word.’
Democraps are such hypocrits!! I too will blame everything on Obama...
Very funny and cleverly written.
Probably the worst decision W ever made IMHO.
Border agents have been given a pardon.
Just a bunch of empty talk from empty minds....means nothing....so aggravating. The fact is, he will take us backwards.....he’s got almost all the clinton admin on his staff right? Most are already in trouble before the Immaculate reception! It’s deja vu.
I’ve begun to think they’re too stupid to be hypocritical. Weak willed lemmings is all that they are.
I saw that....that is excellent news. I think we should give them a heroes parade!
Janine Turner is in the show too, isn’t she? And she’s a rare conservative in Hollywierd.
0zero must be so proud.
Given W’s position on immigration, I am surprised he acted at all on their cases. I wish he was stronger on that.
There may not be a thread tomorrow, I am not listening to that CRAP.
Well...I may listen to Rush’s commentary.
Ozero isn’t familiar with Bill Ayres.
No, but someone called Chris Plante and said the same thing.
I guess I’m incapable of understanding just how really stupid they are! What do they think will happen? Global warming will end, we’ll all be millionaires....everyone will have best health insurance, we’ll all have great jobs, drive Prius’s, the world will love us, the threat of terrorism will be gone because the muslims will love us, we’ll have own our homes and pay almost nothing for them ...what???
Rush must really be in love. He’s speaking of the “lovely Katharine.”
Beautiful and incomparable
LOL...yep-—the media will back that up.
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