The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, January 19, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Clint N. Suhks]

Careful, the Nazi's are already arresting people for hate speech.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Praying for lightning tomorrow...

It will come . . . as soon as he opens Lincoln's Bible.

[Clint N. Suhks]

We're so screwed.

[hattend]

Hate Speech?

Hoping he takes his kids to “The Lion King”?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

And 24. I will ignore the Stillerz tonite and enjoy 24. I will save up my interest in the Black and Gold for tommorrow during the Immaculation. Any guess we see Dan Rooney in a VIP crowd shot? But w/the weather I doubt he could go (he looked frail last nigh receiving the AFC trophy).

Now I still want to know, Rush...who is the lady diverting Mr. Snerdley’s attentions?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Say, did your package arrive before Sunday?

[hattend]

Screwed we are.

[Fawn]

I can’t wait for the Zero to start letting his people down. Looking forward to that.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

The problem is, he never will in their eyes. The media will keep propping him up and all failures will be that of the Conservatives, and Conservatism...

[hattend]

Yeah, the expectations are so astronomically high he is bound to crash... hard!

[Clint N. Suhks]

No. :o(

And I'm sad because no US mail on MLK day.

[mewzilla]

Since Limbaugh mentioned socialized medicine, a word of warning from across The Pond to all the seasoned citizens who think the idea fine and dandy....

Baroness Warnock: Dementia sufferers may have a 'duty to die'

And for prospective parents...

Doctors call premature babies ‘bed blockers’

And for cancer patients...

Health: Britain lags behind in world cancer survival, says study

Yeah, let's hear it for socialized medicine.

[Fawn]

But his people will. When that poor girl in Florida doesn’t get her free gas for life card or get her mortgage paid off, she might be disappointed. Looking forward to that.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

The only way I’ll agree to be behind 0-bama is if he’ll agree to be my “human shield”.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I hope so.

[hattend]

It’ll be in the low to mid 20’s with 10-20 mph winds and snow flurries.

I hope the whole obamanation gets frostbite.

[ReneeLynn]

Rooney? I wouldn’t put it past this crowd to exploit anything.

It’s not fair when Rush mentions that Snerdley is up to something and we can’t know what! ;)

[Heartland Mom]

We got a homily Sunday about this and also asking for more money to help run the ads. That’s all well and good, but the Church should have done a lot more to expose O’s position on life BEFORE the election.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

That really sucks. I’ll have to call the company.

[sloop]

i agree - if the democrats (that crashed the economy) can successfully divert blame to bush for that, no facts will be able to stand in the way of declaring the new messiah as the greatest president in our history