[Carling]

This is news? Way to go, AP.

[HokieMom]

[Cyber Ninja]

huh huh you said black Barry...

[SERKIT]

I thought AP-Obama was not allowed to point out anything negative about Barry. Now they're getting mean-spirited, partisan, and anti-Obama with this nasty story. Next thing they may say something nice about W.

[Jeremiah2]

8:19 PM, the Blackberry becomes self-aware.

[FoxInSocks]

His Majesty just stood there and let someone else pick it up? Unbelievable.

[Carley]

It’s not as if he was about to pick up his own crackberry.

Looks like the secret service will be treated with the same respect they got from the bubbas.

[linn37]

I think americans confused the office of President with American Idol. Its a shame,it really is.

[BallyBill]

What a boob. How could America elect such an incompetent, bumbling fool? I hope they don't let him touch the Nuclear Football.

P.S. I don't know if I could keep this up for 8 years like the Left did with GWB.

[SERKIT]

It’s not fair. I drop mine all the time and I have yet to have a Secret Service agent help me. BTW, can I get Barry’s PIN so I can do Crackberry Instant Messaging wiff him? Does Barry have a Blue Toof for it, too?

[sionnsar]

as he emerged from his fortified vehicle.

An interesting image...

[Libertarian444]

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PRESS CAR:

7:55 p.m.: Obama takes a dump.

(No word yet on who was chosen from the gathered throng of reporters begging to wipe his ass for him.)

[madison10]

Black Barry. Okay...

[Uncle Meat]

Great.He probably plans on storing top secret information and the nuclear missle launch codes on it and will end up losing it when he visits his buddy Adminejad in Iran.Of course he’d only be upset about losing the Blackberry and not the confidental imformation he illegally has downloaded on it.

[maine-iac7]

Secret Service officials are among those urging Obama to give up his Blackberry habit, because it causes security worries

With a blackberry on his person, his exact location can be pinpointed at any given time...ergo, a sitting target. He should NOT, therefore, be allowed to keep it - ummm, on second thought.

But seriously, he's panicked about being surrounded by the bubble of people - cabinet - and unable to reach or be reached directly by his peebs.

One could wonder why? Is the main puppet-master, who correagates his every move, gives him his words, not one of the inside bubble?

Will he be rendered speechless without his 'feed'?

Is he really off of altering substances or does he need 'contact'?

He is going to the POTUS. His wants are now secondary the the security of the POTUS. He should not be allowed to use this breach of secruity.

[Popman]

President Bush gave up personal emails for the last eight years so the "loyal opposition" (ack) would not use it against him and open himself up to the enemy .

Obama better wise up fast, he's going to be POTUS and the security of the nation is in his greasy hands. he better take giving up his blackberry seriously before it is hacked and used as a blackmailing weapon

[TheConservativeParty]

AP....Dateline Washington,D.C.

URGENT BREAKING NEWS.....Barack Hussein Obama has produced a perfect poopy! Oh! Oh! We love you Barack!

[eaglestar]

The SS needs to do a much better job of protecting that Blackberry. Without it, booty calls & white powder will be virtually impossible for BaRock.

[TigersEye]

Oh noze! Don’t break your Blackberry, Barry. How will you IM your legions?

[Eye of Unk]