His Excellency President For Life Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Barack Hussein Obama Dada VC, DSO, MC, King of Scotland, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Burden of the White Oppressors, Conqueror of the Constitution and Sultan of the United Emirates of AmeriKKKa. Or, “His Excellency” for short. (from a previous thread, don’t remember who posted it)