[Lurker]

How about responding this way: "Officer if you lay your hands on me without my permission I'll have you charged with assault and battery." Then you hand them a copy of the relevant Statute.

Then you remind them very politely that since they've now been made aware of the Law they've lost their Immunity to Civil Suits.

Then sit back and watch the fun.

L

[wastedyears]

Here, they’d just taze you.

[randomhero97]

You have a copy of that statute Lurk? Since we’re both Illinoisians I would appreciate it.