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Posted on 01/15/2009 11:41:55 PM PST by Jim Robinson
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The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and with a sly smile responded, "Yes, but whom do you think created the chaos?"
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking
like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.
“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender. “Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy. “That little shite, O’Conner,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”
“Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you have something in your hand?” “That I did,” said Paddy.
“Mrs. O’Conner’s breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight.”
Daydreaming about exciting psychopaths.
ROFLOL!
:^D
Thank YOU, sir! :^D
Yes! :^D
Sorry. I meant to ping you to 110.
heheheee! :^D
Happy Satiddy!
Likewise!
That’s a nice graphic Fichori — good night.
Two guys alone in a bar. The first guy asks the other guy if he can buy him a drink.
"Of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks him,
"Where are you from?" "Ireland," replies the second. "I'm from Ireland, too! Let's have another round, to Ireland."
"Cheers!" replies the other, and they both toss back their drinks. The first man asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it!" says the first man. "I'm from Dublin, too! Let's have another drink, to Dublin!" Then the first man asks, "What school did you go to?"
"St. Mary's," replies the second. "I graduated in '65."
"This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went to St. Mary's and graduated in '65, too!"
About this time another man sits down at the bar. "
What's going on?" he asks the bartender. "Not much," he replies. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
1. I can get lots of things done, just not the one I should be doing
2. Procrastination can be fun and guilt inducing at the same time
3. Procrastination and perfectionism are a sure fire combo for stress
4. There sure are a lot of interesting sites you discover when procrastinating
5. Procrastination is often called research
6. Research is never called procrastination
7. Procrastination is often called thinking
8. Thinking is never called procrastination
9. Checking emails is high in the hierarchy of procrastination
10. Procrastination inevitably leads to doing… eventually…
Well, I’ll let you know after I’ve pottered, tweaked, researched, thought about it, checked my emails…. ah… can I get back to you on that?.. I promise I will… eventually.
ENOUGH NON-PROCRASTINATING FREEEPERS
SENDING $5 A MONTH WOULD END QUARTERLY FREEPATHONS
WooHooo,Here’s a bump.:)
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