I am totally grateful for this miracle that everyone made it off and that boats were able to get to them quickly.
That said, I shudder that this will now allow the production of several made-for-tv movies, forcing us to endure the likes of Loni Anderson as the calm veteran flight attendant, Valerie Bertinelli, Tina Fey as an Obama cabinet candidate, the ‘Leave Britney Alone!’ girl as hysterical passenger number 3, and Hal Linden as both the pilot AND the flight controller (twins, in the story version).
And if he were alive, Chris Farley playing his motivational speaker character who “lives in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER.”