[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Friggen birds. I’m stuck at LaGuardia now.

You should be issued a shotgun and duck caller for these flights.

[magooey]

Friggen birds. I’m stuck at LaGuardia now.
You should be issued a shotgun and duck caller for these flights.

Sounds like a job for Dick Cheney. He'll scare everything out of the way. :-)