[Dallas59]

Things To Do On Inauguration Day:
1. Search for a second or third job to help pay your higher taxes;
2. Stage a Ronald Reagan Film Festival in your community;
3. Attend a high school or college basketball game;
4. Search your kitchen for recalled food products;
5. Play Halo 3 and/or Wii with your teenager(s);
6. Ignore all news media sources for 24 hours;
7. Shovel snow off your driveway;
8. Schedule a colonoscopy;
9. File your tax return; and
10. Stay in bed.

[70th Division]

Buy a sock monkey and call him Bamba.

[EBH]

11. FREEP the theatre

[Rennes Templar]

I’m going to schedule something less painful for that day...a root canal