[LuxMaker]

Don't mess with the Japanese. It doesn't matter if you have a knife and a stun gun. I sometimes wonder what is going through the minds of these robbers. Probably not much by the looks of it.

[Revolting cat!]

One of the Gay Paree outlets!

[Doomonyou]

[DemforBush]

[weegee]

The waiters can expect to be charged. The word "ninja" is verboten in England.

[SeafoodGumbo]

I hope that, just for good measure, the sushi guys packed a pound of wasabi in the knife hole.

[pogo101]

After killing the thief, the chef piled the slices into a little volcano, poured cooking alcohol inside, and lit it.

[Red Badger]

TIPPING IS REQUIRED, SIR!...................

[RichInOC]

I was going to make a joke about snippy French waiters, but apparently Japanese-French sushi chefs are even snippier.

[Lorianne]

Holy mackerel, that’s a great story!

[DGHoodini]

Seems like making sushi wasn’t the only art the chef is trained in....>B-)

[Palladin]

Hey, youse perps: Don’t even think about knocking over a Benihana!

[MS_Steve]

I wonder if it was Muzzie thugs, tired of burning cars.
The proverbial: brought a stun gun to a knife fight.
Oh Vel... Say la Vi.

[Paleo Conservative]

I like this quote.

"It was like a moment from Tarantino's Kill Bill films."

[95 Bravo]

Nothin’ like a Ginsu in the gullet to ruin a bad guy’s day!