Exactly. Also, the place wasn’t really infested. A bat died in the ceiling, was being eaten my maggots, and the batch fell out and landed on the bed. It happens; that’s nature.
My first wedding was this big, elaborate thing.
Lasted less than a year.
My 2nd was a, “Do ya? Do ya? Okay, yer done,” thing by a lake.
Lasted 6 years.
My 3rd will likely be done online like those internet college degrees are....
I always swore that my second wedding would be a shotgun wedding - my best friend would be waiting at the end of the aisle with a shotgun, and when I say “I do,” he shoots me.
Didn’t work out that way.
Yeah. I was a ‘Serial Bride’ in my youth. *SMIRK* But my final marriage is stickin’! 15 years and holding; he hasn’t p*ssed me off enough....yet. Or maybe I’m the one that finally grew up? Nah. ;)