Planned Parenthood makes staff cuts

Crain's New York Business ^ | January 9, 2009 | Miriam Kreinin Souccar

[Parmenio]

I wonder what career options are open to an unemployed abortionist.

[PittsburghAfterDark]

Bernie Madoff, saving the unborn through other means.

PRICELESS

[w1andsodidwe]

Well as the population dwindles due to their policies, less workers will be needed.

[AnnGora]

Better headline:

“Planned Parenthood Aborts Staff”

[library user]

Part of Planned Parenthood’s funding declines stem from the closing of the Florida-based Picower Foundation, which shut down in December because its assets were managed by Bernard Madoff.

That is f''''''' hilarious!

[proudpapa]

LOL.

[Cicero]

I’m surprised they aren’t waiting for Obama to fund them. I thought he said that was his first priority. And I doubt whether Nancy and Harry would stand in the way.

[dangus]

I hear the Obama administration is hiring.

[Gene Eric]

now they’re cutting the staff ping

[utahagen]

I’d bet Planned Parenthood isn’t letting go any of their abortionists. The abortion doctors are what in the business world are known as “producers”, meaning they generate revenue. These doctors murder babies for a living, which is (sadly) a profitable business.

[chs68]

I received a bootleg copy of Planned Parenthood's first press release announcing these staff cuts. Here is part of the text:

"Planned Parenthood announces that it is exercising it freedom of choice, and that 20% of the staff are unwanted, and we will, therefore, exercise our right to choose to terminate them. They will not be fired or laid off. Instead, they will be the byproducts of our right to choose. Planned Parenthood believes very strongly in the right to choose, and it especially believes in its own right to choose to terminate employment. Contrary to how some anti-choice zealots will attempt to portray our actions, we are NOT firing anyone. We are simply exercising OUR right to choose!"

Planned Parenthood decided not to issue that press release.

[Gondring]

My thought, verbatim.

[Gondring]

Well as the population dwindles due to their policies, less workers will be needed.

And fewer ones, too.

[St. Louis Conservative]

Madoff’s crimes have led to a number of lefty foundations and think tanks go belly up. Poetic justice.

[Secret Agent Man]

Thank you Lord. I only wish it had wiped them out fully.

[DallasDeb]

So, Planned Parenthood placed its investment capital with Madoff who basically obsconded with the funds over a period of years. Couldn’t have happend to a better organization. Wonder how much money they had laying around to invest.

[Secret Agent Man]

There’s always law or journalism.

[Between the Lines]

Every cloud has a silver lining.

[anymouse]

Planned Parenthood makes staff cuts

The Lorain Bobbit's preferred method of birth control. ;)

[GalaxieFiveHundred]

...IN REVERSE