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IDF Kills Giant Jew-Eating Rabbit (Assoud the Bunny meets his Virgins)
LittleGreenFootballs ^ | 1/7/2009 | Charles Johnson

Posted on 01/07/2009 4:00:09 PM PST by mojito

Last Friday on Hamas TV, Gaza’s children learned that the IDF had killed Assud, the giant Jew-eating rabbit.

Very sad, but at least the bunny didn’t have to undergo amputation.

MEMRI posts the following:

Coming Soon to MEMRI TV: Assud the Bunny Dies in the Bombing of Al-Aqsa TV.

In last Friday episode of Pioneers of Tomorrow, the bunny Assoud was seen dying in a Gaza hospital after being injured in an Israeli attack.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; Israel; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: assoud; brainwashing; gaza; hamas; pioneersoftomorrow
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To: George Varnum

In the dead of night
A shimmewin’ wight
Gweem of a bwade
And dah devew was paid
When dah axe comes down
A chiwin’ sound
Steew against dah head
Anothaw wabbit’s dead
I’m a wabbit swayer
A guitaw pwayaw
With a nasty habbit

Kill dah wabbit!!! (hah hah hah)
AhhhaahooOhhh
Be vewy vewy qwiet!
I’m wookin’ fo wabbits...

I’m a mean mistweetah
A wabbit feastah
And I pwedict
A bwoody Eastaw
A scuwowing shadow
And dah shadow was dis wabbit
And dah night aiwah echoes
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Ohhhh...and dayah won’t be any mow wabbits awound
No mow Wodgah Wabbit
No mow Petah Wabbit
And no mow Pwayboy Bunny Wabbits!
Ah ha ha ha ha
Be vewy vewy cawhafo

Translated:
In the dead of night
A shimmerin’ light
Geam of a blade
And the devil was paid
When the axe comes down
A chilling sound
Steel against the head
Another rabbit’s dead
I’m a rabbit slayer
A guitar player
With a nasty habit

Kill the rabbit!!!
AhhhaahooOhhh
Be very very quiet!
I’m lookin’ for rabbits...

I’m a mean mistreater
A rabbit feaster
And I predict
A bloody Easter
A scurrying shadow
And the shadow was this rabbit
And the night air echoes
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Ohhhh...and there won’t be any more rabbit


61 posted on 01/08/2009 5:41:20 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: ravingnutter

Be my fwiend?


62 posted on 01/08/2009 6:15:30 AM PST by kenavi ("Before you think what you want to think, be sure you know what you ought to know.")
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To: Mr. Mojo

Jimmah was terrorized by a patriot rabbit”

Didn’t he beat that bunny to death with a boat oar?


63 posted on 01/08/2009 6:16:51 AM PST by AprilfromTexas
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To: kenavi

As long as you are not Santa or the Tooth Fairy, I told my kids I shot them too, LOL!


64 posted on 01/08/2009 7:30:34 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: AprilfromTexas
The rabbit swam away after he hit him with the oar per Wikipedia
65 posted on 01/08/2009 7:33:42 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: woofie

>>Speaking of dead<<

LOL!!!!!


66 posted on 01/08/2009 7:54:03 AM PST by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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To: GauchoUSA

www.leadingtheway.org/ is a better choice .. We must engage in the spiritual battle .


67 posted on 01/08/2009 8:27:14 AM PST by Broker (COD Phlyer.)
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To: stefanbatory

Through the will of the AMerican people themselves. WE elect who WE want. When liberal or apathetic people vote, they vote for people who ENCOURAGE, not necessarily cause, the devolution of American culture. Now, Roe v Wade is a different story, but you see my point, hopefully.


68 posted on 01/08/2009 9:47:54 AM PST by FutureRocketMan
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To: MahatmaGandu

“Kill da Wabbit,Kill da Wabbit!”


69 posted on 01/08/2009 11:09:35 AM PST by nomad
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To: freedumb2003

God,even they don`t like OJ!


70 posted on 01/08/2009 11:11:18 AM PST by nomad
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