Ah thinks ah am a memmber of "the great unwashed" becauze ah don't haz me a OED.
Ah was wondrin, if ah had me a OED, wud that make me souperrior likes you? If ah wuz to dizcovr the orrigins of Engrish wurds, cud ah gets me a guvmint job, or mabe be on the Soopreem Cort?
Ah am sory to bothr you, but ah needs me a job, and a bath. An I wood liik to be souperrior likes you.
ML/NJ