[Enchante]

It must be so tedious for Ann to have to talk with a clown like Alan Colmes.

Alan Colmes, what a tiresome weasel!! I thought he was leaving that show — why is he still around in 2009?

I don’t care if he claims to be heterosexual and married, he OUGHT to be gay. Maybe he’s just not out of the closet yet — but he sure is a snivelling p###y.

Colmes never has an original or interesting thought, he merely parrots the talking points faxed to him by DailyKos and MediaMatters.

Have I made it clear that I CANNOT BEAR TO WATCH ALAN COLMES?

[Defiant]

I thought Colmes was leaving. Why is he still there?

[wintertime]

He looks like a talking corpse ( even with the tanning bed tan.)

[Eagles2003]

“I don’t care if he claims to be heterosexual and married, he OUGHT to be gay.”

We had a local paper publish an article back around ‘82 about the men’s rooms in the dept. stores in the extremely popular new mall in Whitemarsh, MD. Big mall, lots of dept stores.

They had to keep them locked, seems every Sat morning some married guys figured they could get away to buy some hardware at Sears, wherever, for a “honey do” job and hook up in the seldom used bathrooms.

[Peacekeeper357]

I have been around many years, and have seen a lot of things in those years, but the one thing I have never seen is a “sniveling p###y”.

[jonrick46]

Maybe Colmes is bi. There has been murmurings about that:

Hannity also accused Colmes of marrying Dr. Jocelyn Crowley in a desperate attempt to make himself more sympathetic and likeable to viewers. “For a while there, because of his support for gays and gay rights, viewers were beginning to think that Alan was homosexual. His marriage hasn’t put an end to such rumors, but it has taken the wind out of them. In addition, his being married makes him seem less like a monster and a little more manly.”

[sheik yerbouty]

I have long had the urge to smack him with a shovel..

[KosmicKitty]

The best description I’ve see of Alan is a turtle without its shell.

[synbad600]

So what exactly are you saying?

[3catsanadog]

Colmes never has an original or interesting thought, he merely parrots the talking points faxed to him by DailyKos and MediaMatters.

They feed him the lines to say through that little earpiece.

[Lucky9teen]

I’ve always thought that Colmes is Hannity’s B!tch!!

[Elsiejay]

A brief skit near the end of Hannity-Colmes last night indicated that Colmes is going to be paired with Colbert. I don’t know whether that was a gag, but it seemed like the real thing. Can’t imagine anything more boring than those two certifiable libs chattering about the events of the day. Surely Bush Derangement Syndrome has nearly been exhausted.