[SumProVita]

Satire....right?

[Red_Devil 232]

Well that’s the end of Hydrogen cars!

[Izzy Dunne]

White House staffer Lew Moninsky

You've got to be kidding.

[N. Theknow]

Finally!

A long awaited ban on dihydrogen monoxide!

It's gotten into everything.

Its lasting effects will plague the planet for millenia.

We are so doomed!

[mysterio]

Finally we get the DHM ban we have been lobbying for since the 80s. DHM is found in one hundred percent of tumors, and it’s so fatally addictive that addicts die after three days without DHM.

[Logical me]

Wouldn’t doubt this a bit. These rotten nitwits have too much time on their hands and combine that with the wisdom of a piss ant, we are going to he!!, so like a rock dropped in a bottomless pit. Where is this garbage coming from?

[clamper1797]

They used to lock up people like this in asylums

[thackney]

I suspect jet contrails are minor in their water vapor output compared to all the water cooling towers used in power plants and cooling units in many industrial plants.

[RC2]

I guess they’ll outlaw rain next?

[Venturer]

Classifying it as a pollutant will allow the EPA to tax those who do the polluting.

Its just part and parcel of the Greenhouse, Cap and Trade, Carbon Credit,Global warming scam that will totally destroy the economic status of an growing country.

Is anyone else getting tired of the endless ways these people are coming up with to steal money? Al Gore and the other idiots tied into this scam need to be run from the country.

[DBrow]

I invented a stillsuit, like the one Herbert mentioned in Dune, that will capture all emissions from people, even water. The water goes into a container for future use.

I'm going to lobby for these regulations, since I stand to make a billion or so on licensing fees if my suit is mandatory.

I also have an idea to use arachidnic acid to create a molecule-thin layer over salt water to prevent evaporation. This will save the planet from a runaway greenhouse state caused by water vapor. J. G. Ballard wrote about this, but in his novel it was not deliberate.

[LoneRangerMassachusetts]

“Government is the problem.” Best line ever.

[adorno]

EPA Seeks To Have Water Vapor Classified As A Pollutant

Next, we'll have to classify the atmosphere as dangerous to all life on earth because, it is the carrier of all air-borne pollutants and viruses and microbes.

[metmom]

These guys are behind the curve. They haven’t heard yet that global warming isn’t really an issue after all.

Especially at the rate this winter is going.

What are they going to do? Sue God? Tax the planet?

Imbeciles.

[dbacks]

How can any group of people hate mankind sooo much? They should be *************!

[boomop1]

This is a Nazi cabinet post.

[Darnright]

Oh, well, there goes my tea kettle.

/ sarcasm

[EasySt]

Yes, this article was satire, today... Tomorrow?

You know, I could take the global warming/climate change religion a bit more seriously if any of the proposed solutions were something other than a socialist wet dream.

If Socialism, Marxism, Communism or One World Government is our only hope, screw it, we don’t deserve to survive.

[CPT Clay]

oh dear God!

[wbill]

Almost bought this until the quote from "Rainbow Treetower".

Close. Very Close.

I would add, however, that one should not give eco-idiot-bureaucrats any ideas.