EPA Seeks To Have Water Vapor Classified As A Pollutant

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[SumProVita]

Satire....right?

[Red_Devil 232]

Well that’s the end of Hydrogen cars!

[Izzy Dunne]

White House staffer Lew Moninsky

You've got to be kidding.

[Cyclone59]

Oh no, it’s that devastating, ever harmful, Di-Hydrogen Oxide

[DuncanWaring]

If it’s not, just shoot me.

[Cyclone59]

San Francisco will have to be arrested next time fog rolls in.

[N. Theknow]

Finally!

A long awaited ban on dihydrogen monoxide!

It's gotten into everything.

Its lasting effects will plague the planet for millenia.

We are so doomed!

[Zeddicus]

This has got to be a joke. Water vapor in the atmosphere is self-regulating: when there is too much of it, it rains.

Just... wow.

[massgopguy]

They should look up “Water Cycle” in a Grammer School science book. You know what causes water vapor? Evaporating water. Prevent the water from evaporating! FREEZE THE EARTH TO SAVE IT FROM WARMING! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[mysterio]

Finally we get the DHM ban we have been lobbying for since the 80s. DHM is found in one hundred percent of tumors, and it’s so fatally addictive that addicts die after three days without DHM.

[Logical me]

Wouldn’t doubt this a bit. These rotten nitwits have too much time on their hands and combine that with the wisdom of a piss ant, we are going to he!!, so like a rock dropped in a bottomless pit. Where is this garbage coming from?

[clamper1797]

They used to lock up people like this in asylums

[thackney]

I suspect jet contrails are minor in their water vapor output compared to all the water cooling towers used in power plants and cooling units in many industrial plants.

[the_Watchman]

Yes, it is satire. And it needs to be posted as satire! I do not have time to glean out the real from the unreal in order to make sure that I am quoting a reliable source!

[RC2]

I guess they’ll outlaw rain next?

[Venturer]

Classifying it as a pollutant will allow the EPA to tax those who do the polluting.

Its just part and parcel of the Greenhouse, Cap and Trade, Carbon Credit,Global warming scam that will totally destroy the economic status of an growing country.

Is anyone else getting tired of the endless ways these people are coming up with to steal money? Al Gore and the other idiots tied into this scam need to be run from the country.

[Senormechanico]

Click on the link at the top. It’s a joke.
There are lots of other funny stories.

[DBrow]

I invented a stillsuit, like the one Herbert mentioned in Dune, that will capture all emissions from people, even water. The water goes into a container for future use.

I'm going to lobby for these regulations, since I stand to make a billion or so on licensing fees if my suit is mandatory.

I also have an idea to use arachidnic acid to create a molecule-thin layer over salt water to prevent evaporation. This will save the planet from a runaway greenhouse state caused by water vapor. J. G. Ballard wrote about this, but in his novel it was not deliberate.

[Dead Corpse]

Not at all...

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/Terms-Conditions.htm

Well... ok. Maybe a bit. ;-)