Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

EPA Seeks To Have Water Vapor Classified As A Pollutant
Ecoenquirer ^

Posted on 01/05/2009 8:56:31 AM PST by big black dog

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-49 next last

1 posted on 01/05/2009 8:56:32 AM PST by big black dog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: big black dog

Satire....right?


2 posted on 01/05/2009 8:59:03 AM PST by SumProVita (Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified DeCartes))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: big black dog

Well that’s the end of Hydrogen cars!


3 posted on 01/05/2009 8:59:10 AM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: big black dog
White House staffer Lew Moninsky

You've got to be kidding.

4 posted on 01/05/2009 9:00:17 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SumProVita

Oh no, it’s that devastating, ever harmful, Di-Hydrogen Oxide


5 posted on 01/05/2009 9:01:23 AM PST by Cyclone59
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: SumProVita

If it’s not, just shoot me.


6 posted on 01/05/2009 9:02:35 AM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Red_Devil 232

San Francisco will have to be arrested next time fog rolls in.


7 posted on 01/05/2009 9:02:50 AM PST by Cyclone59
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: big black dog
Finally!

A long awaited ban on dihydrogen monoxide!

It's gotten into everything.

Its lasting effects will plague the planet for millenia.

We are so doomed!

8 posted on 01/05/2009 9:03:21 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat. But they know what's best.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cyclone59
This has got to be a joke. Water vapor in the atmosphere is self-regulating: when there is too much of it, it rains.

Just... wow.

9 posted on 01/05/2009 9:05:25 AM PST by Zeddicus
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: Cyclone59

They should look up “Water Cycle” in a Grammer School science book. You know what causes water vapor? Evaporating water. Prevent the water from evaporating! FREEZE THE EARTH TO SAVE IT FROM WARMING! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


10 posted on 01/05/2009 9:05:55 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: big black dog

Finally we get the DHM ban we have been lobbying for since the 80s. DHM is found in one hundred percent of tumors, and it’s so fatally addictive that addicts die after three days without DHM.


11 posted on 01/05/2009 9:06:27 AM PST by mysterio
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: big black dog

Wouldn’t doubt this a bit. These rotten nitwits have too much time on their hands and combine that with the wisdom of a piss ant, we are going to he!!, so like a rock dropped in a bottomless pit. Where is this garbage coming from?


12 posted on 01/05/2009 9:07:47 AM PST by Logical me (Oh, well!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: big black dog

They used to lock up people like this in asylums


13 posted on 01/05/2009 9:08:12 AM PST by clamper1797 (I pledge to give the Obamanation the same level of support that the liberals gave GWB)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: big black dog
I suspect jet contrails are minor in their water vapor output compared to all the water cooling towers used in power plants and cooling units in many industrial plants.


14 posted on 01/05/2009 9:08:26 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SumProVita

Yes, it is satire. And it needs to be posted as satire! I do not have time to glean out the real from the unreal in order to make sure that I am quoting a reliable source!


15 posted on 01/05/2009 9:10:08 AM PST by the_Watchman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: big black dog

I guess they’ll outlaw rain next?


16 posted on 01/05/2009 9:11:22 AM PST by RC2
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: big black dog

Classifying it as a pollutant will allow the EPA to tax those who do the polluting.

Its just part and parcel of the Greenhouse, Cap and Trade, Carbon Credit,Global warming scam that will totally destroy the economic status of an growing country.

Is anyone else getting tired of the endless ways these people are coming up with to steal money? Al Gore and the other idiots tied into this scam need to be run from the country.


17 posted on 01/05/2009 9:11:43 AM PST by Venturer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SumProVita

Click on the link at the top. It’s a joke.
There are lots of other funny stories.


18 posted on 01/05/2009 9:11:56 AM PST by Senormechanico
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: big black dog
I invented a stillsuit, like the one Herbert mentioned in Dune, that will capture all emissions from people, even water. The water goes into a container for future use.

I'm going to lobby for these regulations, since I stand to make a billion or so on licensing fees if my suit is mandatory.

I also have an idea to use arachidnic acid to create a molecule-thin layer over salt water to prevent evaporation. This will save the planet from a runaway greenhouse state caused by water vapor. J. G. Ballard wrote about this, but in his novel it was not deliberate.

19 posted on 01/05/2009 9:14:36 AM PST by DBrow
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SumProVita
Not at all...

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/Terms-Conditions.htm

Well... ok. Maybe a bit. ;-)

20 posted on 01/05/2009 9:18:02 AM PST by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-49 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson