Beam me to Planet Gore !
You might wish to ping everybody to this one.
Nope, no fires.
Sure. That's what Algore does -- isn't it?
“Progressives” is not the correct name for these whacked out morons. “Primitives” would be more appropriate. Maybe we could appease the weather gods by building another Stonehenge or something.
I’ve had it up to here with these a—holes (points to top of head). Have this guy stop and see me, I’ll show him a carbon footprint.
Assimilate. Assimilate. Resistance is futile...
The best things liberals can do is sit in their dark unheated unlit homes and do nothing. Certainly no TV or no computer. Reading a book during the daylight hours is acceptable. But any physical activity which causes you to breath more is out of the question.
"I don't know whether to laugh or vomit."
-Hank Hill
Mr. niteowl77
And just what does all of this “conservation” mean?
In reality it means you need permits and tons of paperwork to put in so much as a drainage ditch. That is “environmentalism.”
Oh and here in NH the state government took private property five miles from a highway project because of EPA mandated wetlands “mitigation.”
Also, see tagline.
How is all of this going to affect the formation of sun spots, which are the real engine of warming and cooling?
By all means, let’s all freeze together, and then let’s all suffer heat stroke together — misery loves company, and Gaia demands it.
4. Shoot yourself.
You can follow every one of these suggestions but it will never be enough for the Carbon Commissars. We will continue to disappoint our overlords until we’re all living in housing projects next to public transportation hubs, and we have no more of those silly “cars.”
Ok, kooks, you first. Cut your carbon consumption by 80% and report back to us next January. I’m tired of you pikers changing out a few incandescent bulbs and combining a couple of trips to the store and then claiming you are saving the world. Your trivial 1% or 2% carbon reduction is offset a million times over by the opening of one new coal fired plant in China or India, anyway.
Y2K, Y2K,Y2K,Y2K,Y2K! Coal will run out by 1959, country wil be starving by 1960.
My mother went through the Great Depression, and she brought me up with the phrase, “Waste not, want not.” I think it makes good sense. I do what I can to save energy, which also happens to save money.
I don’t happen to believe in all this global warming nonsense, a stuff like carbon caps and methanol subsidies is insane. But it does make sense to save energy in a reasonable way.
It drives me crazy when my kids—all of whom claim to be very concerned about the environment—stand there with the refrigerator door wide open for long periods of time, while they gaze at the contents. Or when they stand in the doorway saying goodbye to a friend on a freezing day. Go out on the porch for a minute and shut the door behind you, for heavens sake!
Or they leave lights on in their bedrooms when there’s no one in there. I’m not saying this to criticize my kids in particular. I think most Americans have been brought up to be rather thoughtless. They say one thing but they do another. Al Gore and his giant cars, house, and planes being a prime example.