Take climate change personally in 2009(You just can't make it up Alert)

The Oregonian ^ | January 03, 2009 | Elin Miller(EPA Regional Admin.,Seattle)

[crazyhorse691]

Absolutely whackadoodle...I sense caves and pictures of a fire in our future.

[crazyhorse691]

You might wish to ping everybody to this one.

[Past Your Eyes]

Nope, no fires.

[BenLurkin]

You can also try other Carbon Footprint-shrinking strategies like: carpooling or taking mass transit;

Sure. That's what Algore does -- isn't it?

[FlingWingFlyer]

“Progressives” is not the correct name for these whacked out morons. “Primitives” would be more appropriate. Maybe we could appease the weather gods by building another Stonehenge or something.

[randog]

Hey Elin: my wife and I have no kids. How many "planet killers" do you have? And you want us to do what to "save the planet"?

[driftdiver]

“Nope, no fires.”

Thats why he said pictures of fires.

Coming soon to a theater near you. How to make a teepee without killing an animal or using any wood.

[YOUGOTIT]

That is about the most stupid bunch of crap I have read in a long time. Humans have NO way to stop any normal climate change of the earth. And the sea ice in the north is bigger now that in 30 years. As the ice goes south what will we do with the left wingers who want to leave their socialist states?

[anoldafvet]

I’ve had it up to here with these a—holes (points to top of head). Have this guy stop and see me, I’ll show him a carbon footprint.

[THX 1138]

3. Join Forces - look for a local Climate Change action group in your area and join or support their work.

Assimilate. Assimilate. Resistance is futile...

[Always Right]

The best things liberals can do is sit in their dark unheated unlit homes and do nothing. Certainly no TV or no computer. Reading a book during the daylight hours is acceptable. But any physical activity which causes you to breath more is out of the question.

[TornadoAlley3]

http://www.getsnuggie.com/

[Always Right]

Sure. That's what Algore does -- isn't it?

Perhaps we should nickname Gore 'Sasquatch' since his footprint is so large.

[jimmyray]

Problem is, the first 2 reccomendations make sense, and should be adopted by any wise steward of this earth God has given us. But to couch it all in carbob footprint-climate change malarky makes me want to buy a Hummer and leave it idling in a jungle, er, rainforest just out of spite!

[niteowl77]

By resolving to get active in your community and make small but important changes in your daily life, you'll not only get to know your neighbors better, but you'll also get connected to a global effort to keep the world a beautiful place for future generations.

"I don't know whether to laugh or vomit."
-Hank Hill

Mr. niteowl77

[Aglooka]

And just what does all of this “conservation” mean?

In reality it means you need permits and tons of paperwork to put in so much as a drainage ditch. That is “environmentalism.”

Oh and here in NH the state government took private property five miles from a highway project because of EPA mandated wetlands “mitigation.”

Also, see tagline.

[verklaring]

How is all of this going to affect the formation of sun spots, which are the real engine of warming and cooling?

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[browardchad]

By all means, let’s all freeze together, and then let’s all suffer heat stroke together — misery loves company, and Gaia demands it.

[denydenydeny]

4. Shoot yourself.